{"id":15,"date":"2009-02-21T10:32:31","date_gmt":"2009-02-21T15:32:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/alopez\/?p=15"},"modified":"2009-04-23T23:29:47","modified_gmt":"2009-04-24T04:29:47","slug":"no-aprobe-calculo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/alopez\/2009\/02\/21\/no-aprobe-calculo\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no aprobaron c\u00e1lculo?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Un amigo de un amigo, a quien nadie conoce, de quien no se sabemos ni su nombre y hasta dudamos de su existencia no entend\u00eda porque no aprobaba c\u00e1lculo, en busca de quien le despejara la memoria comenz\u00f3 a pedir a quien se topara que le ayud<\/span>en a entender, con sus cuadernos y ex\u00e1menes en m<\/span>ano dec\u00eda:<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c\u2026bueno en esta si reconozco que me sent\u00ed ahorcado\u2026.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201c\u2026les aseguro que ese elefante estaba ah\u00ed cuando me e<\/span>ntregaron el examen\u2026.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201c\u2026.no entiendo que fue lo que no le gusto al ingeniero\u2026.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201c\u2026yo creo que el ingeniero es el equivocado\u2026.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201c\u2026ya descubr\u00ed de donde sale la funci\u00f3n de la calculadora\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201c\u2026lo que pasa es que el ingeniero no sabe ingles b\u00e1sico..\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201c\u2026pero si ah\u00ed est\u00e1 la X\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n


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\u201c\u2026jeje el pens\u00f3 que me iba a hacer caer, jaja dizque volte\u00e1ndome los n\u00fameros\u2026..\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201c\u2026definitivamente no entiendo porque no aprob\u00e9 c\u00e1lculo\u2026\u201d \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/p>\n

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