{"id":193,"date":"2010-02-17T14:09:01","date_gmt":"2010-02-17T18:09:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/cristhian\/?p=193"},"modified":"2010-02-17T14:14:55","modified_gmt":"2010-02-17T18:14:55","slug":"frases-chistosas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/cristhian\/2010\/02\/17\/frases-chistosas\/","title":{"rendered":"FrAsEs  ChIsToSaS"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>El amor eterno dura tres meses.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span>Un d\u00eda le\u00ed que las drogas eran malas, desde ese d\u00eda deje de leer.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span><span>No soy un completo in\u00fatil; por lo menos sirvo de mal ejemplo.<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span><span><span>El que r\u00ede de ultimo no entendi\u00f3 el chiste.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span><\/span><span><br \/>\n<span>Yo pienso que es mejor no pensar.<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>Ojos que no ven... zapatos llenos de caca.<\/span><span><span style=\"color: #000000\"><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>Nunca le pegues a un hombre con anteojos..... P\u00e9gale con algo m\u00e1s duro y pesado.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"MsoNormal\">\u00a0<span><span>Antes de perder la vida, prefiero la muerte!!<\/span><\/span><span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>Si la monta\u00f1a viene hacia a ti... corre... es un derrumbe!<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>Si un p\u00e1jaro te dice que estas loco, debes estarlo pues los p\u00e1jaros no hablan.<\/span><span><span style=\"color: #000000\"><\/span><\/span><span><span style=\"color: #000000\"><span style=\"font-family: Times New Roman\"><\/p>\n<h3 class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>Por diabetes vendo mi flauta dulce.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<p><\/span><\/span><\/span><span><span><\/p>\n<h3 class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3>\u00a0<\/h3>\n<h3>\u00a0<\/h3>\n<h3>\u00a0<\/h3>\n<h3>\u00a0<\/h3>\n<p><\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El amor eterno dura tres meses. Un d\u00eda le\u00ed que las drogas eran malas, desde ese d\u00eda deje de leer. No soy un completo in\u00fatil; por lo menos sirvo de mal ejemplo. El que r\u00ede de ultimo no entendi\u00f3 el chiste. Yo pienso que es mejor no pensar. Ojos que no ven... zapatos llenos de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2157,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[369,439],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entretenimiento","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/cristhian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/cristhian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/cristhian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/cristhian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2157"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/cristhian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/cristhian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":197,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/cristhian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions\/197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/cristhian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/cristhian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/cristhian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}