{"id":156,"date":"2013-05-23T20:36:15","date_gmt":"2013-05-24T01:36:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/efquitui\/?page_id=156"},"modified":"2013-05-27T18:35:55","modified_gmt":"2013-05-27T23:35:55","slug":"chistes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/efquitui\/chistes\/","title":{"rendered":"Chistes"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center\">\u00a1CHISTE CHISTE!<\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/efquitui\/files\/2013\/05\/tumblr_mb2rn70QwW1rqakfzo1_250.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-157\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/efquitui\/files\/2013\/05\/tumblr_mb2rn70QwW1rqakfzo1_250.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"113\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u2014Amor, \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 lloras? \u2014Me dijeron fea \u2014\u00bfQUI\u00c9N FUE EL IMB\u00c9CIL QUE LO DIJO? \u00a1LO MATO A GOLPES! \u2014Chuck Norris \u2014Bueno, s\u00ed, eres un poquito fea<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00a0\u00a1Mam\u00e1! \u00a1Hoy me habl\u00f3 una chica! \u2014\u00bfSi? \u00bfY qu\u00e9 te dijo? \u2014Que la base de virus ha sido actualizada. \u2014\u00a0-.-<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>Cari\u00f1o, tengo dos noticias, una buena y otra mala, he dejado las drogas, pero no s\u00e9 donde.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>- Oye, \u00bfQu\u00e9 es peor, la ignorancia o el desinter\u00e9s? Ni lo s\u00e9, ni me importa.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>El sargento ordena: Fuego a discreci\u00f3n, y discreci\u00f3n muri\u00f3 acribillado<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ayyy amor, eres un bobito \u2013Jajaja tontita -Ayy loquito -Babosita - \u00a1Taradito! - \u00a1Est\u00fapida! - \u00a1PENDEJO! - \u00a1BASTARDA!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u2014 \u00a1Sali\u00f3 del closet! \u2014 \u00bfES GAY? \u2014 \u00a1No! Viene de \"Narnia\" Est\u00fapido!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a1CHISTE CHISTE! &nbsp; \u2014Amor, \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 lloras? \u2014Me dijeron fea \u2014\u00bfQUI\u00c9N FUE EL IMB\u00c9CIL QUE LO DIJO? \u00a1LO MATO A GOLPES! \u2014Chuck Norris \u2014Bueno, s\u00ed, eres un poquito fea \u00a0\u00a1Mam\u00e1! \u00a1Hoy me habl\u00f3 una chica! \u2014\u00bfSi? \u00bfY qu\u00e9 te dijo? \u2014Que la base de virus ha sido actualizada. \u2014\u00a0-.- Cari\u00f1o, tengo dos noticias, una buena [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8513,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-156","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/efquitui\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/efquitui\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/efquitui\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/efquitui\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8513"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/efquitui\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/efquitui\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":160,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/efquitui\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/156\/revisions\/160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/efquitui\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}