{"id":52,"date":"2009-07-03T19:02:03","date_gmt":"2009-07-03T23:02:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/guillermoblog\/?p=52"},"modified":"2009-07-03T19:46:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-03T23:46:00","slug":"chistes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/guillermoblog\/2009\/07\/03\/chistes\/","title":{"rendered":"Chistes"},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tabla\" colspan=\"2\">\n<table class=\"texchistes\" style=\"height: 85px\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"13\" cellpadding=\"0\" width=\"287\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"texchistes\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"10\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"texchistes\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"10\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr class=\"texchistes\">\n<td>Qu\u00e9 le dijo la H    a la J?<br \/>\nNada, porque la H    es muda.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"tabla\">\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"texchistes\">\n<td>Qu\u00e9 le dijo el bigote a la nariz?<br \/>\n-No me soples que me despeina<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Le preguntaban a la rana:<br \/>\n-Se\u00f1ora rana por qu\u00e9 mataron a su marido?<br \/>\n\u2013por   sapo!<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">-papi, papi.. en el colegio me dicen despistado!<br \/>\n-Cu\u00e1l pap\u00e1, si su pap\u00e1   vive a 3 cuadras!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tabla\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"texchistes\">\n<p align=\"left\">Lo que un hombre puede desear.<br \/>\nBenito   observa a la t\u00eda que se est\u00e1 maquillando:<br \/>\n-t\u00eda, eso para qu\u00e9 es?<br \/>\n-es solo   un retoque para quedar mas linda!<br \/>\n-mas linda?<br \/>\n-si. Aqu\u00ed donde me ves yo   tengo todo lo que un hombre puede desear!<br \/>\n-Si t\u00eda, Usted tiene todo lo que un   hombre puede desear: buen bigote, m\u00fasculos y una voz gruesa!!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Cual es el colmo de un maestro de ortograf\u00eda?<br \/>\n-Que su mujer est\u00e9 en coma!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tabla\" colspan=\"2\">\n<table class=\"texchistes\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"13\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"texchistes\">Cu\u00e1l es el colmo de una costurera?<br \/>\n-Tener un hijo botones!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tabla\" colspan=\"2\">\n<table class=\"texchistes\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"13\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"texchistes\">Cu\u00e1l es el colmo del perezoso?<br \/>\n-Madrugar para tener m\u00e1s tiempo que perder!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tabla\" colspan=\"2\">\n<table class=\"texchistes\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"13\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"texchistes\">Cu\u00e1l es el colmo de un periodista?<br \/>\n-Morir aplastado por una rueda de prensa!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/img516.imageshack.us\/img516\/8657\/imagesad4.jpg\" alt=\"chiste\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eluniversal.com\/estampas\/img\/071007\/humor.jpg\" alt=\"y yo q se\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Qu\u00e9 le dijo la H a la J? 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