{"id":12,"date":"2011-05-31T19:02:39","date_gmt":"2011-05-31T19:02:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jarrobo\/?p=12"},"modified":"2011-06-07T19:05:49","modified_gmt":"2011-06-07T19:05:49","slug":"como-perderse-en-gye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jarrobo\/2011\/05\/31\/como-perderse-en-gye\/","title":{"rendered":"como perderse en gye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<div id=\"attachment_15\" style=\"width: 263px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jarrobo\/files\/2011\/05\/terminal-terrestre-guayaquil1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-15\" class=\"size-full wp-image-15         \" style=\"border: 2px solid red\" title=\"terminal-terrestre-guayaquil\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jarrobo\/files\/2011\/05\/terminal-terrestre-guayaquil1.jpg\" alt=\"ni se me ve pero el del fondo soy yo\" width=\"253\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-15\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">para rematar era feriado<\/p><\/div>\n<address>Para empezar uno se pierde al llegar al terminal... al momento de bajarse del autobus te desorientas y no sabes q hacer solamnte seguir a la gente...<!--more--><!--more--><\/address>\n<address>Cuando ya conoces mas o menos la ciudad (luego q te la mostro algun conocid@) te lanzas disque a recorrer la ciudad solo pero terminas perdido en el malecon preguntando a los vigilantes como llegar a un lugar q nunk en tu vida lo has escuchado...<!--more--><\/address>\n<address>Ya cuando te ganas la confianza (especialmente de tus suegros) te prestan el carro y o sorpresa ni medio lo cojes al carro ya te pitan de atras... si esq no es un choque seguro... y tu q haces para sacartelas te haces el sordo y aceleras aunq este en rojo...<\/address>\n<address>Y finanalmente ya cuando tienes dinero y hecho el pelucon decides viajar en avion... te coje la hora, llegas con las justas, te parqueas, suena la se\u00f1al de alarma y cuando entras te das cuenta q<strong> no era el aeropuerto sino el terminal terrestre<\/strong>...<\/address>\n<address>En conclusion<span style=\"color: #993300\"> <em><strong>CUANDO VENGAS A GYE \u00a1COMPRATE UN MAPA!<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/address>\n<div id=\"attachment_18\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jarrobo\/files\/2011\/05\/280713995_418a3377431.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-18\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-18\" title=\"No es gye\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jarrobo\/files\/2011\/05\/280713995_418a3377431-300x243.jpg\" alt=\"Las imagenes no son lo q parecen\" width=\"300\" height=\"243\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jarrobo\/files\/2011\/05\/280713995_418a3377431-300x243.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jarrobo\/files\/2011\/05\/280713995_418a3377431.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-18\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">NO ES GYE<\/p><\/div>\n<p>La historia por derechos de autor y para proteger a las personas se ha omitido nombres y exagerado situaciones<br \/>\n<object style=\"height: 390px;width: 640px\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/jiVdmdPAfN4?version=3\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed style=\"height: 390px;width: 640px\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/jiVdmdPAfN4?version=3\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><object style=\"height: 390px;width: 640px\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"100\" 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