{"id":124,"date":"2010-02-22T00:30:12","date_gmt":"2010-02-22T05:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/?p=124"},"modified":"2010-02-22T00:30:12","modified_gmt":"2010-02-22T05:30:12","slug":"estadisticas-politecnicas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/2010\/02\/22\/estadisticas-politecnicas\/","title":{"rendered":"Estad\u00edsticas Polit\u00e9cnicas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>ESTADISTICAS POLITECNCAS<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>Si se pudiese reducir la poblaci\u00f3n mundial a 100 POLITECNICOS manteniendo <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>las proporciones, el grupo estar\u00eda compuesto del modo siguiente:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span><span> <\/span>93 hombres,<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span><span> <\/span>6 mujeres (de las q 3 serian lesbianas, 1 saldr\u00eda con tu mejor amigo y <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>las otras 2 ser\u00edan fe\u00edsimas)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span><span> <\/span>1 homosexual.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>De los 100 ingenieros:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span><span> <\/span>95 llevar\u00edan lentes<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span><span> <\/span>89 ser\u00edan calvos<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span><span> <\/span>1 ser\u00eda un ingeniero at\u00edpico (alto, guapo y simp\u00e1tico)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span><span> <\/span>75 se creer\u00edan ingenieros at\u00edpicos aun siendo mucho mas feos que los <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>dem\u00e1s.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>De los 100 POLITECNICOS:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span><span> <\/span>99 hablar\u00edan continuamente de computadoras <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span><span> <\/span>86 hablar\u00edan continuamente de mp3<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span><span> <\/span>78 hablar\u00edan continuamente de juegos de computadora<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-125\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/files\/2010\/02\/images1.jpg\" alt=\"images1\" width=\"84\" height=\"116\" \/><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ESTADISTICAS POLITECNCAS Si se pudiese reducir la poblaci\u00f3n mundial a 100 POLITECNICOS manteniendo las proporciones, el grupo estar\u00eda compuesto del modo siguiente: 93 hombres, 6 mujeres (de las q 3 serian lesbianas, 1 saldr\u00eda con tu mejor amigo y las otras 2 ser\u00edan fe\u00edsimas) 1 homosexual. De los 100 ingenieros: 95 llevar\u00edan lentes 89 ser\u00edan [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3353,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2356],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bromas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3353"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":128,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions\/128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}