{"id":141,"date":"2010-02-22T01:10:18","date_gmt":"2010-02-22T06:10:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/?p=141"},"modified":"2010-02-22T01:10:18","modified_gmt":"2010-02-22T06:10:18","slug":"chistes-politecnicos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/2010\/02\/22\/chistes-politecnicos\/","title":{"rendered":"Chistes Politecnicos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>En una fiesta de funciones est\u00e1 bailando 'seno de x'<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>con 'coseno de x', 'seno de x' se da cuenta de que 'e a la x' esta sentado <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>solo a un costado de la pista.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>Entonces se le acerca amigablemente y le dice:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>- Ven a bailar, INTEGRATE!!!! y \u00e9l le responde:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>- No, para qu\u00e9?! Si da igual!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>Que es un ni\u00f1o complejo?<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>Un ni\u00f1o con la madre real y el padre imaginario.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>Jes\u00fas a sus disc\u00edpulos:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>- En verdad os digo: y = x^2 + 3x + 4 !!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>Los disc\u00edpulos empiezan a hablar entre s\u00ed hasta que Pedro se dirige a Jes\u00fas <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>y muy apesadumbrado le dice:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>- Maestro no entendemos....<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>- Tranquilos, es una par\u00e1bola!!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-142\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/files\/2010\/02\/71-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"71\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/files\/2010\/02\/71-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/files\/2010\/02\/71.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En una fiesta de funciones est\u00e1 bailando 'seno de x' con 'coseno de x', 'seno de x' se da cuenta de que 'e a la x' esta sentado solo a un costado de la pista. Entonces se le acerca amigablemente y le dice: - Ven a bailar, INTEGRATE!!!! y \u00e9l le responde: - No, para [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3353,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2356],"tags":[19586,595,10146],"class_list":["post-141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bromas","tag-bromas","tag-chiste","tag-chistes-politecnicos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3353"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":145,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions\/145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/jcperalta\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}