{"id":17,"date":"2010-06-14T14:51:51","date_gmt":"2010-06-14T14:51:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/julaberm\/?page_id=17"},"modified":"2010-06-14T15:05:05","modified_gmt":"2010-06-14T15:05:05","slug":"chistes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/julaberm\/chistes\/","title":{"rendered":"chistes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>batman que le regalo a su mama en navidad..............<\/p>\n<p>una batidora jejejeje..<\/p>\n<p>- Mama, mama, los corazones tienen piernas?<br \/>\n- No hija, que cosas tienes.<br \/>\n- Entonces, porque papa le dice a la criada; abrete de piernas<br \/>\ncorazon?<\/p>\n<div>\n<div><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n- Mama, mama, puedo ver la tele ?<br \/>\n- Vale hijo, vela todo lo que quieras, pero no la enciendas, eh ?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div><strong><\/strong><br \/>\n- Mama, mama, en el colegio me llaman despistado.<br \/>\n- Anda ni\u00f1o vete pa tu casa!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>batman que le regalo a su mama en navidad.............. una batidora jejejeje.. - Mama, mama, los corazones tienen piernas? - No hija, que cosas tienes. - Entonces, porque papa le dice a la criada; abrete de piernas corazon? \u00a0 - Mama, mama, puedo ver la tele ? - Vale hijo, vela todo lo que quieras, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4424,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-17","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/julaberm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/julaberm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/julaberm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/julaberm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4424"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/julaberm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/julaberm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/17\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/julaberm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/17\/revisions\/19"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/julaberm\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}