{"id":76,"date":"2009-07-02T14:26:15","date_gmt":"2009-07-02T19:26:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/mabe05\/?p=76"},"modified":"2009-08-26T09:57:41","modified_gmt":"2009-08-26T14:57:41","slug":"un-poco-de-homor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/mabe05\/2009\/07\/02\/un-poco-de-homor\/","title":{"rendered":"Un poco de Humor..."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>Un Chistecito de Parejas...<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Antes del matrimonio:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808000\">\u00c9L : \u00a1S\u00ed!, Por fin. Que duro fue esperar.<br \/>\nElla : \u00bfQuieres dejarme?<br \/>\n\u00c9L : NO! Ni siquiera lo pienses.<br \/>\nElla : \u00bfT\u00fa me amas?<br \/>\n\u00c9L : Por supuesto, una y otra vez<br \/>\nElla : \u00bfAlguna vez me has sido infiel?<br \/>\n\u00c9L : Noo! \u00bfC\u00f3mo te atreves siquiera a preguntar eso?<br \/>\nElla : \u00bfMe besar\u00edas?<br \/>\n\u00c9L : En cada oportunidad que tenga<br \/>\nElla : \u00bfTe atrever\u00edas a golpearme?<br \/>\n\u00c9L : \u00bfEst\u00e1s loca? No soy ese tipo de persona<br \/>\nElla : \u00bfPuedo confiar en ti?<br \/>\n\u00c9L : S\u00ed<br \/>\nElla : \u00a1Mi amor!<br \/>\n<\/span><br \/>\nDespu\u00e9s del Matrimonio:<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000\">Lea de abajo a arriba<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"344\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/kmfkndbhO1c&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/kmfkndbhO1c&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Un Chistecito de Parejas... Antes del matrimonio: \u00c9L : \u00a1S\u00ed!, Por fin. Que duro fue esperar. Ella : \u00bfQuieres dejarme? \u00c9L : NO! Ni siquiera lo pienses. Ella : \u00bfT\u00fa me amas? \u00c9L : Por supuesto, una y otra vez Ella : \u00bfAlguna vez me has sido infiel? \u00c9L : Noo! \u00bfC\u00f3mo te atreves [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2139,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11144],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes-adivinanzas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/mabe05\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/mabe05\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/mabe05\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/mabe05\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2139"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/mabe05\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/mabe05\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":159,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/mabe05\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions\/159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/mabe05\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/mabe05\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/mabe05\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}