{"id":19,"date":"2008-10-20T01:25:38","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T06:25:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/makubex\/?p=19"},"modified":"2008-12-17T18:11:03","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T23:11:03","slug":"comprendiendo-a-los-politecnicos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/makubex\/comprendiendo-a-los-politecnicos\/","title":{"rendered":"Comprendiendo a los POLITECNICOS  - Parte 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left\"><span style=\"color: #333399\">Dos estudiantes de <strong>LA POLITECNICA<\/strong> estaban caminando por el campus cuando uno<br \/>\nde ellos dijo:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #333399\">-\u00bfDe donde sacaste esa magn\u00edfica bicicleta?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\"><span style=\"color: #333399\">- Bueno, Yo estaba caminando por ah\u00ed ayer, pensando en mis trabajos, cuando<br \/>\nuna hermosa mujer apareci\u00f3 sobre esta bicicleta. Tir\u00f3 la bicicleta al suelo,<br \/>\nse sac\u00f3 toda su ropa y dijo:\u00a0 'Toma lo que quieras'.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #333399\">- \u00a1Buena elecci\u00f3n! \u00a1La ropa probablemente no te hubiera quedado!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dos estudiantes de LA POLITECNICA estaban caminando por el campus cuando uno de ellos dijo: -\u00bfDe donde sacaste esa magn\u00edfica bicicleta? - Bueno, Yo estaba caminando por ah\u00ed ayer, pensando en mis trabajos, cuando una hermosa mujer apareci\u00f3 sobre esta bicicleta. Tir\u00f3 la bicicleta al suelo, se sac\u00f3 toda su ropa y dijo:\u00a0 'Toma lo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":116,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[146],"tags":[133,298],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-chistes","tag-politecnicos"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/makubex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/makubex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/makubex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/makubex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/116"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/makubex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/makubex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/makubex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions\/23"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/makubex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/makubex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/makubex\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}