{"id":286,"date":"2010-11-02T05:38:33","date_gmt":"2010-11-02T05:38:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/?page_id=286"},"modified":"2010-11-02T05:57:26","modified_gmt":"2010-11-02T05:57:26","slug":"perra-vida","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/perra-vida\/","title":{"rendered":"PERRA  VIDA"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><span style=\"color: #ff6600\">(Un d\u00eda de la vida del profesor)<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/1.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #000000\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-287\" title=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/1-172x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"172\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/1-172x300.jpg 172w, https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/1.jpg 257w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 172px) 100vw, 172px\" \/><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">Era una soleada ma\u00f1ana, el semestre reci\u00e9n comenzaba y todos los docentes \u00edbamos rumbo a nuestro trabajo.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">_________________________________________________________________<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/10.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-290\" title=\"10\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/10-300x91.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"333\" height=\"125\" \/><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">De repente \u00a1o sorpresa, resulta que me asignaron un paralelo de 100 estudiantes!<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">\u00bfCien almas para mi solita? Si, y todav\u00eda en combo con un aula donde no hab\u00eda cables y no funcionaban las pantallas. \u00ad<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">_______________________________________________________________<\/span><\/p>\n<table border=\"1\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"288\" valign=\"top\"><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">\u00a0<\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/david-matamoros-camposano-.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-291\" title=\"david-matamoros-camposano-\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/david-matamoros-camposano--281x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"170\" height=\"213\" \/><\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td width=\"288\" valign=\"top\"><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">\u00a0<\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/DR-MOR.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-292\" title=\"DR MOR\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/DR-MOR-270x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"202\" height=\"243\" \/><\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">Felizmente, Dr. Matamoros y Dr. Morante tomaron una r\u00e1pida y salom\u00f3nica decisi\u00f3n, dividir el paralelo con otro profesor. Nunca nos imaginamos lo que ocurrir\u00eda despu\u00e9s.<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">___________________________________________________________<\/span><\/p>\n<table border=\"1\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"288\" valign=\"top\"><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">\u00a0<\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/7.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-295\" title=\"7\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/7-300x211.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"252\" height=\"187\" \/><\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<td width=\"288\" valign=\"top\"><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">\u00a0<\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/61.jpg\"><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-297\" title=\"6\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/61-300x174.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"174\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/61-300x174.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/61.jpg 448w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/span><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<tbody><\/tbody>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<table border=\"1\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"576\" valign=\"top\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/51.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-317\" title=\"5\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/51-300x100.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"394\" height=\"155\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"576\" valign=\"top\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/42.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-318\" title=\"4\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/42-300x131.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"378\" height=\"197\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/8.jpg\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table border=\"1\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"288\" valign=\"top\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/81.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-324\" title=\"8\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/81-300x128.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"268\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td width=\"288\" valign=\"top\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/9.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-325\" title=\"9\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/9-300x189.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"189\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/9-300x189.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/9.jpg 448w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<h3>Hubo protestas, quejas, manifestaciones y disturbios; apenas pudimos restablecer la paz. Resulta que en mi paralelo en 10 minutos se inscribieron 120 estudiantes y todos querian quedarse (suerte que\u00a020 estaban en la lista de espera).<\/h3>\n<p>______________________________________________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/1DR-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-328\" title=\"1DR 1\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/1DR-1-243x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"211\" height=\"256\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<td width=\"288\" valign=\"top\">\u00a0<\/td>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<h3>Dr. Riofr\u00edo, nuestro or\u00e1culo, dijo al respecto algunas frases celebres, como \u201chay que aprender a ser humilde\u201d.<\/h3>\n<h3>Resulta que todo fue por \u00f3rdenes superiores.<\/h3>\n<p>_______________________________________________________________<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/1-CIELO.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-332\" title=\"1 CIELO\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/1-CIELO-211x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"164\" height=\"248\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>\u00bfSuperiores? \u00a1\u00bfSe\u00f1or, porque me castigas tanto?!<\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">_____________________________________________________________\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/31.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-338\" title=\"3\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/31-300x101.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"408\" height=\"182\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/3.jpg\"><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">Por suerte, la situaci\u00f3n se arregl\u00f3, y ahora tengo solo un peque\u00f1o paralelo de 65 estudiantes, buenos e inteligentes\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n<td width=\"288\" valign=\"top\">\u00a0<\/td>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>____________________________________________________________\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/CONS.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-341\" title=\"CONS\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/CONS-247x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"230\" height=\"296\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3>Gary y Jorge, que saben resolver cualquier problema, me encontraron un aula que funciona y consiguieron el cable para conectar el equipo (hab\u00eda solo tres para 16 aulas).<\/h3>\n<p>___________________________________________________________________<\/p>\n<h3>Pero dicen que el pr\u00f3ximo a\u00f1o la desgracia ya va a ser de todos. La mayor\u00eda de los profesores estaremos obligados de cargar con los paralelos de 100 estudiantes, y tendremos que ver como arrastrar esta pesada carga.<\/h3>\n<h3>Entonces as\u00ed, juntos y unidos, sepultaremos lo que fue el orgullo de nuestra instituci\u00f3n por muchos a\u00f1os, la excelencia acad\u00e9mica.<\/h3>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/lapida2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-344\" title=\"lapida2\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/lapida2-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/lapida2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/misionnerd\/files\/2010\/11\/lapida2.jpg 432w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>\u00a0<\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<tbody><\/tbody>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff\"><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<td width=\"288\" valign=\"top\">\u00a0<\/td>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c0c0c0\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<td width=\"288\" valign=\"top\">\u00a0<\/td>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Un d\u00eda de la vida del profesor) Era una soleada ma\u00f1ana, el semestre reci\u00e9n comenzaba y todos los docentes \u00edbamos rumbo a nuestro trabajo. _________________________________________________________________ De repente \u00a1o sorpresa, resulta que me asignaron un paralelo de 100 estudiantes! \u00bfCien almas para mi solita? 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