{"id":234,"date":"2009-07-30T18:28:04","date_gmt":"2009-07-30T22:28:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/pabloelayana6\/?p=234"},"modified":"2009-07-31T22:03:36","modified_gmt":"2009-08-01T02:03:36","slug":"bromas-que-no-se-deben-hacer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/pabloelayana6\/2009\/07\/30\/bromas-que-no-se-deben-hacer\/","title":{"rendered":"Bromas que no se deben hacer..."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"445\" height=\"364\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/UzIzWg7AGnc&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/UzIzWg7AGnc&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"445\" height=\"364\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/h4U-cdMAWGs&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/h4U-cdMAWGs&amp;hl=es&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-260\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/pabloelayana6\/files\/2009\/07\/rene-300x238.jpg\" alt=\"rene\" width=\"300\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/pabloelayana6\/files\/2009\/07\/rene-300x238.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/pabloelayana6\/files\/2009\/07\/rene.jpg 402w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-263\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/pabloelayana6\/files\/2009\/07\/bobos-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"bobos\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/pabloelayana6\/files\/2009\/07\/bobos-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/pabloelayana6\/files\/2009\/07\/bobos.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><em><strong>Algunos Chistes malos:<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3>\u00bfAd\u00f3nde van las pulgas cuando se mueren?<\/h3>\n<p>- Al pulgatorio.<\/p>\n<h3>Zorro ingl\u00e9s<\/h3>\n<p>Un zorro ingl\u00e9s le iba a preguntar algo a un pollito y dice:<br \/>\n- I'm sorry.<br \/>\nY el pollito dice:<br \/>\n- I am pollito.<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">MONOS <\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: justify\">\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"> <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">- Mam\u00e1, \u00bfes verdad que nosotros descendemos de los monos?<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"> - \u00a1No s\u00e9, mi amor. \u00a0\u00a1Tu pap\u00e1 nunca me quiso presentar a su familia!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Algunos Chistes malos: \u00bfAd\u00f3nde van las pulgas cuando se mueren? - Al pulgatorio. Zorro ingl\u00e9s Un zorro ingl\u00e9s le iba a preguntar algo a un pollito y dice: - I'm sorry. Y el pollito dice: - I am pollito. MONOS - Mam\u00e1, \u00bfes verdad que nosotros descendemos de los monos? - \u00a1No s\u00e9, mi amor. 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