7 PREGUNTAS IDIOTAS

1. LLegando a casa te preguntan
¿Ya llegaste?
Lo que provoca decirle es:
No! Estoy en camino. Solo me adelanté para ver si estaba alguien en casa cuando yo llegara!
2. Te acaban de asaltar, llegas a casa y le dices a tu hermano:
' ! ! Me acaban de robar ! !
Y el pregunta: ¿Quién?
Lo que provoca decirle es:
No sé, es que estábamos tan apurados que no tuvimos tiempo de presentarnos ! ! !
3. Se te pierden las llaves y te ven desesperado, preguntan:
¿Pero donde las dejaste?
Lo que provoca decirle es:
¿Sabes qué? Las dejé en el carro, pero me fascina andar de idiota por toda la casa buscándolas ! ! !
4. Después de tener el cabello largo, decides cortártelo, al salir de la peluquería encuentras con tu amiga y pregunta: ¿Te cortaste el cabello?
Lo que provoca decirle es:
No... es que me creció la cabeza ! !
5. Te encuentras en la fila para entrar al cine cargando tus popcorn, soda, papitas, helado, chocolates y hot dog encuentras a tu amigo (el mentá'o de arriba) y te pregunta:
' ¿ Vas a entrar al cine ? ?
Lo que provoca decirle es:
' !'Tas loco, es que voy a revender todo esto dentro del cine; es buen negocio sabes! !
6. Típico: Vas caminado de prisa para llegar a tiempo a X lugary de pronto te caes por las escalera. Estás en el suelo, te sobas, estás muerto de dolor a punto de llorar, y tu amigo, te dice:
¡ ¡ Aayy ! !  ¿Te caíste?
Lo que provoca decirle es:
' ¡ N'ombe, que va, 'toy practicando pa' una fractura !
7.LLegando atu casa bajo un tremendo aguacero, después de haber caminado como bestia. Estás mojado hasta la última costura de la ropa interior y tepreguntan:
' ¿¿¿ Te mojaaaste ??? '
Lo que provoca decirles es:

¡ ¡ Nooooó . . . .es que quise bañarme con todo y ropa ! !

This entry was written by mauvega, posted on noviembre 23, 2008 at 8:04, and filed under Uncategorized.

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