{"id":46,"date":"2008-11-23T08:04:34","date_gmt":"2008-11-23T15:04:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/yuyix\/?p=46"},"modified":"2008-11-23T08:04:34","modified_gmt":"2008-11-23T15:04:34","slug":"7-preguntas-idiotas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/yuyix\/2008\/11\/23\/7-preguntas-idiotas\/","title":{"rendered":"7 PREGUNTAS IDIOTAS"},"content":{"rendered":"
1.<\/span><\/span><\/span> LLegando a casa\u00a0te preguntan<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
\u00bfYa llegaste?<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span>Lo que provoca decirle es:<\/span><\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span>No!\u00a0Estoy en camino. Solo me adelant\u00e9 para ver si estaba alguien en casa\u00a0cuando\u00a0yo llegara!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
2.<\/span><\/span><\/span> Te acaban de asaltar, llegas a casa y le dices a tu hermano:<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
'\u00a0! ! Me acaban de robar ! !<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span>Y el pregunta: <\/span><\/span>\u00bfQui\u00e9n?<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span>Lo que provoca decirle es:<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>No s\u00e9, es que\u00a0est\u00e1bamos tan apurados que no\u00a0tuvimos tiempo de presentarnos ! ! !<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
3.<\/span><\/span><\/span> Se te pierden las llaves y te ven desesperado, preguntan: <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
\u00bfPero donde las dejaste?<\/span><\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
Lo que provoca decirle es:<\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
\u00bfSabes qu\u00e9? Las dej\u00e9 en el carro, pero me fascina andar de idiota por toda la casa busc\u00e1ndolas ! ! ! <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
4.<\/span><\/span><\/span> Despu\u00e9s de tener el cabello largo, decides cort\u00e1rtelo, al salir de la peluquer\u00eda encuentras con tu amiga y pregunta: <\/span><\/span>\u00bfTe cortaste el cabello? <\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span>Lo que provoca decirle es: <\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>No...\u00a0es que me creci\u00f3 la cabeza ! !<\/span><\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
5.<\/span><\/span><\/span> Te encuentras en\u00a0la fila para entrar al cine cargando tus popcorn<\/span><\/em><\/em>, soda, papitas, helado, chocolates y hot dog<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/em> encuentras a tu amigo (el ment\u00e1'o de arriba) y te pregunta:<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
' \u00bf Vas a entrar al cine ? ?<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span>Lo que provoca decirle es: <\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>' !'Tas loco, es que voy a revender todo esto\u00a0dentro del cine; es buen negocio sabes! !<\/span><\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
6.<\/span><\/span><\/span> T\u00edpico: Vas caminado\u00a0de prisa para llegar a tiempo a <\/span><\/span>X <\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/span>lugary de pronto te caes\u00a0por las escalera. Est\u00e1s en el suelo, te sobas, est\u00e1s muerto de dolor a punto de llorar, y tu amigo,\u00a0te dice:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
\u00a1 \u00a1 Aayy ! !\u00a0 \u00bfTe ca\u00edste?<\/span><\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span>Lo que provoca decirle es: <\/span><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>' \u00a1 N'ombe, que va, 'toy practicando pa' una fractura !<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
7.<\/span><\/span>LLegando<\/span><\/span><\/span> <\/span>atu casa bajo un tremendo aguacero, despu\u00e9s de haber caminado como bestia. Est\u00e1s\u00a0mojado hasta la \u00faltima costura de la\u00a0ropa interior\u00a0y tepreguntan:<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
' \u00bf\u00bf\u00bf Te mojaaaste ??? '<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
Lo que provoca decirles es:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

\u00a1 \u00a1 Noooo\u00f3 . . . .es que quise ba\u00f1arme con todo y ropa ! !<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. LLegando a casa\u00a0te preguntan \u00bfYa llegaste? Lo que provoca decirle es: No!\u00a0Estoy en camino. Solo me adelant\u00e9 para ver si estaba alguien en casa\u00a0cuando\u00a0yo llegara! 2. Te acaban de asaltar, llegas a casa y le dices a tu hermano: '\u00a0! ! Me acaban de robar ! ! Y el pregunta: \u00bfQui\u00e9n? Lo que provoca […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":387,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/yuyix\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/yuyix\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/yuyix\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/yuyix\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/387"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/yuyix\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/yuyix\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/yuyix\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions\/47"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/yuyix\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/yuyix\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.espol.edu.ec\/yuyix\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}