Todo Vale

Author: jalopez  |  Category: Humor

Antes de los exámenes los estudiantes nos preocupamos por ir a las últimas clases, presentar los últimos deberes, hacer un buen proyecto de fin de semestre, formar grupos de estudio, ir a ayudantías, buscar ayuda en la web (las ayudanprimas resultan muy útiles),prueba de esto es que en tiempos de exámenes la biblioteca central se llena.
Si has intentado todo esto y aun así te falta algo mas, aquí te va un último recurso, pero no te confíes en él, úsalo solo como último recurso:

ORACIONES PARA LOS ESTUDIANTES

Examen Nuestro
que estás en clase,
santificado sea tu nombre;
venga a nosotros tu facilidad;
hágase tu voluntad tanto en las preguntas, como en la nota; danos hoy el examen de cada trimestre y perdona nuestras copiadas, como también nosotros perdonamos
a los que nos copian; no nos dejes caer en la copiadera y líbranos
de la desaprobada. Amén

CREO
Creo en el examen todo poderoso, creador
de todos los

parciales y finales.
Creo en la recuperación su única hija, que fue concebida por obra y gracia de la vagancia, nació de la flojera, nos hace padecer bajo el poder de los profesores y resucita en la aprobación.
Subió a la dirección, está sentada a la derecha del director y desde allí vendrá a juzgarnos a todos. Creo en todas las ficha, en cualquier tipo de copiada, en la santa facilidad, la opresión de los profesores y el perdón de los que me dejan copiar. Amén.

LETANÍAS PARA EXÁMENES FINALES

San José…¡Ayúdame que no sé!

San Aarón… ¡Que no vaya a recuperación!


Santo Tomás…¡Pal’ próximo estudio más!


San Erasmo… ¡Que no me quede este lapso!


San Clemente… ¿Qué pregunta este demente?

Santa Pilar… ¡Que me pueda copiar!

Santa Raquel… ¿Me copio de este o de aquél?

San Marcial… ¡Que pase el final!

San Procopio…¿De quién me copio?

San Celestino… ¡Esto está en chino!

San Silvestre…. ¡Que salve el semestre!

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